Bananas go to law school, too!


David Blaine & the Snow Globe

I walked past the David Blaine snow globe across the street and his hands were outside of the water and there were three people ON TOP of the snow globe doing something. I read somewhere that his hands & feet were getting painful because they've been pruny or whatever for so many days - apparently they are starting to slather vaseline on him to keep the skin from peeling off. All I want to know is how he's going to unchain himself from locks & keys at the end of the week with no palms. 'Cause everyone knows that you need workable palms to unchain yourself underwater.

Edit: I found a picture of his palms - yesterday - so they must be worse now. Oh MAN, mega-gross! WHY?!?

In other news, this clip of Tom Cruise dancing may or may not be the funniest thing I've seen IN A LONG TIME. It's hilarious with no sound becuase the movements are so awkward - but WITH sound you can hear everyone laughing at him, so it's really a toss up. Enjoy!