I have a funny story re: law school unpreparedness, but I can’t tell it here because this is, apparently, a PUBLIC FORUM, and I try to keep this whole enterprise not one of public humiliation. But it’s a hilarious story, the likes of which the WORLD HAS NE’ER SEEN.

As for a slightly-less funny story, and more indicative of just how nerdy us law students has become,
AND SCENE:
Thursday night, watching the OC in the caf, after Torts studying all day. Commerical comes on about the baby which fell from a third story window in Boston and there’s video of a man catching the baby. There’s a cut to the mother, now holding the baby.
Friend: “I can’t believe they gave the baby back to the mom!”
Me: “Why? Do you think it’s her fault.”
TV cuts back to slow-mo replay of baby falling from window
People point at television and exclaim “RES IPSA!”