Bananas go to law school, too!


Mmmhm, gamey.

I just got back from Trader Joe's in Union Square. Swoon. New foodstuffs. I spent 40 bucks and got three bottles of vitamins, three bottles of spices, pumpkin, bag of frozen broccoli rabe, chicken stock, granola, yogurt, frozen fajita mix with chicken, bag o' wild rice, AND SO MUCH MORE. Including a box of frozen buffalo burgers. Why buffalo burgers, banana, when turkey burgers would suffice? WELL DID YOU KNOW THAT buffalo burgers are higher in protein, lower in fat, and promote the humming of "Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope playyy." At least for me. Which, obviously makes little to no sense because where in that song does in mention buffalo? But, deer, antelope - let's be serious, of all the delicious game meats, buffalo is much more closely linked to those (and therefore that song makes more sense) than, say, the macarena or all come all ye faithful.

I'm just saying.

I can't go to Whole Foods without dropping 50 bucks and getting pretty much a thing of sushi and a bottle of pomegranate juice.

Why is pomegranate juice so expensive? Everyone and their mother (including Oprah, hero) says it's going to save your life, yet it still costs 5 bucks for a medium-sized bottle. Ridiculous. Pomegranate for the People, man.

You want to be jealous of me? (Yes you do). Since September 29th up until today, I have been in class for exactly 2 days. That's it. Two days of school. Have I skipped any classes? Nope! For some reason, the past few weeks have been a festival of canceled-classes-by-way-of-professor-airport-troubles, high holidays and celebrations of Columbo. Or Columbus. But, seriously, Columbo should have his own holiday, that crazy cat.